Ok, so I walk into this bar.. I sit down on the south end of the bar, and wave the barkeeper over for some ale. I notice two guys braging and telling stories on my left;

• "Hey that picture over there, was painted by Munch himself!"
• "Oh yea?! Well this chair im sitting on was carved by Da Vinci!"
• "Really? But do you see that window over there? Mystical winds fly around there.. It's said that if you jump out they will carry you straight back up again.."
• "You really are drunk do you know that?"
• "I swear man, those winds are a blast, I do it all the time! Watch.."

So this guy walks over to the window, opens it and waves us off before he jumps.. Miracles must be real because he comes right back up after about 30seconds..

• "What did I tell you!? Mystical winds!"
• "COool!!"

So the other guy does the same, only his jump is followed by a pretty strange sound pretty much like SPLAT!.. So the barkeeper looks over to the other guy and says:

"Superman, you can be a real badass when you're drunk!"

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